You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics
Cee Lo Green
- You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
- You really are a heel.
- You're as cuddly as a cactus,
- You're as charming as an eel,
- Mr. Grinch.
- You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
- You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
- Your heart's an empty hole.
- Your brain is full of spiders.
- You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
- I wouldn't touch you with a
- Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
- "All I need is a reindeer..."
- So he took his dog Max and he took some black thread
- And he tied a big horn on top of his head.
- Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"
- And the sleigh started down
- Toward the homes where the Whos
- Lay a-snooze in their town.
- "This is stop number one," The old Grinchy Claus hissed
- And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
- Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
- But if Santa Claus could do it, then so could the Grinch.
- Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
- Around the whole room, and he took every present!
- Pop guns! (?), Cookies! And Drums!
- Checkerboards! Missile-beans! Popcorn! And plums!
- And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
- Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
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